the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love
why did the tree get brought in for questioning?
he was acting shady, what did the tree do when it was released from custody
What’d he do?
he leafed the building. how did he commit his crime?
Oh god, what?
he soaked a rag in chlorophyll, where did he hide the body
in his trunk
sometimes i pull my headphones out of my purse and they pull out things like chap stick, tampons, whales and like the whole country of russia like are you kidding me
Thought of the day: I really really don’t like movies that encourage cheating on your significant others. Seriously? It’s disgusting, distasteful, and stupid.
when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it
Why I hate myself
Have you ever heard something and just instantly wanted to throw yourself to the ground and cry?
Why do people think they’re cooler because they go out and get drunk almost every night that they’re not working? It doesn’t make any sense.
They’re brought down to a level of drunken stupor and blatantly making themself look like a fool who’s trying too hard to impress people who couldn’t care less about what they do.